A stomach ache and a visit to the Doctor

Stomatologs · Post by **Stomatologs** » 06 Oct 2006, 16:29

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his tunnel of turds. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do.

The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"

"What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

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Crille74 · Post by **Crille74** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:07

Finns coola ytläningar också.
Den va bra.

Fido85 · Post by **Fido85** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:23

varför bannar ni int skiten? samma person varje gång kan jag tänka mig...eller en trojan som reggar sig och sedan sköter resten

Synthetic · Post by **Synthetic** » 06 Oct 2006, 18:31

det är en sån där irriterande 'bot' som nån tattare har programerat från första början. väldigt irriterande, nästan det enda som hjälper är att ha verifieringskod när man ska posta ett inlägg, men hur jobbigt är inte det på en skala :/